NZ’s latest ‘crisis’

It started with..

A brown skua — a long‑range scavenging seabird known for travelling thousands of kilometres across the Southern Ocean — was found dead on Petone Beach, roughly **12 km** from Victoria University of Wellington.

Laboratory testing confirmed the bird carried H5N1 avian influenza.

Victoria University of Wellington has recently been involved in **influenza A surveillance research**, including detection of **H1‑lineage influenza viruses** in New Zealand wildlife.

This means the first confirmed case of H5N1 in New Zealand occurred within close proximity to a university conducting research on **the same family of influenza viruses**.

In short, a scavenger bird just happened to arrive within about 12km of a University that just happened to be researching the precise disease this bird died from!

And its got to this…

The bird flu response machine has kicked into gear in New Zealand, despite the crisis remaining largely hypothetical. Following two H5N1 detections using PCR tests in wild birds found dead, pandemic preparedness measures are being rolled out including native bird vaccination programmes.
Five hundred thousand chickens have been put into lockdown and even the Penguin encounter at Wellington Zoo has now been restricted. However authorities say the virus has not spread to commercial poultry and there are no human infections, with the risk to the public considered low.

The prevailing explanation is that H5N1 arrived in migratory seabirds capable of flying thousands of kilometres between the subantarctic, Australia and New Zealand – a remarkable journey that has prompted questions about how an infected bird could be capable of travelling such a distance.

One of the few voices challenging what he described as the media hysteria surrounding bird flu has been Dr Hamish Campbell, who was interviewed by Chris Lynch Media this week. Dr Campbell, who holds a PhD in cancer and virus research, reminded the public that H5N1 has been circulating globally for around 30 years. Campbell said despite being around for decades we haven’t really seen human-to-human transmission, “I think some people think we are going to have another pandemic…this virus does seem to be well adapted to the bird population,” he said.

While Dr Campbell was urging perspective around the actual potential risks of H5N1, coverage elsewhere was busy highlighting other frontiers of concern – 1News turned its attention to the burning question across the nation: whether your household cat could be the next victim of bird flu.

The government and media’s approach has reignited debate over whether authorities are demonstrating sensible caution or whether the legacy of Covid has created a permanent preparedness mindset where worst-case scenarios drive decisions long before evidence points to a major threat.

Motorcycle mods

When it comes to motorcycles, sometimes I make rational decisions This has been been happening more and more as I get older, which I see as a bit of a concern.

Old people generally do boring stuff like ride OTT large luxurious motorcycles that cost as much as a decent car. They spend all their time keeping it immaculate for some reason, which means never riding it to it’s potential or doing anything remotely risky.

Not doing risky stuff = not living

After my contankerous KTM RC390 got too moody for it’s own good, I traded it for a Kawasaki Ninja 500. The Kawasaki does everything better than the KTM ever did except for one thing..

It was missing the ‘hoon’ factor. It sounded like a quiet postie bike, which has also meant other motorists tend to stray into my lane because they haven’t noticed I was there..

What to do?

Get rid of that massive heavy muffler and put a decent aftermarket muffler on.

YEEESSSS, now it sounds like a semi decent motorcycle should, and cars stay out of my lane.

I also feel ten years younger…